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Heath Franklin’s Chopper

Not Here To F*ck Spiders

WINNER Best Comedy Weekly - Fringe World 2024

WINNER - COMIC'S CHOICE - Melbourne Comedy Festival

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian Heath Franklin's Chopper is back after three years off....and he's not here to fuck spiders.

That's right. Even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time.

And neither do you.

Cos life happens whether you like or not.

You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a shit. Cos we're not here to....

Join Chopper for the best night out in yonks. 

  • Date icon Date Sat. 16 March, 2024
  • Time icon Time 8:30 PM
  • Venue icon Venue Lakeside
  • Tickets icon Tickets $38 - $42

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