So, who is Barbara? Why is she being mean to me? Why do I care? Why do I let junk like this live rent-free in my head?

When an influencer couple steal your joke and play it over a lame clip, gaining more likes than you’ll ever get for the actual joke, you start asking questions about life, about purpose, about value that you won’t like the answers to.

If pressing expensive moisturiser into your face after a shower feels spiritual, if the right response to a wrong world is to scroll marketplace until you’re dead, if you’re best escape plan is to get lost in the weeds, this show is probably for you.

Life is flying by at warp speed and nothing lasts forever, don’t do it by halves, you may as well be an “extreme tennant”.